80 years from now;

• Me: //falls//
• Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
• Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
• Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
• Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
• Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
• Me: YOLO

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littlefuckinglesbian:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

perfect.

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collegehumor:

Honest Game of Life

It’s brutally honest.

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